@ShtFatGirlsSay: Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781
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@musculardog: People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's.
@UnderTheJewFro: If someone ever challenges you to a fight, pull your pants off and chase them crotch first. I'm currently undefeated with this method.
@pixelatedboat: Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film "How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"
@Vodkantots: It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body.