@juneohara65: Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
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@skullmandible: most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
@designersays: If you love someone set them on fire. Did I get that right? Oh god what have I done. It's SET THEM FREE isn't it? Sorry burning loved one.
@OrangeFact: [Date] ME: I hope you like your wine dry HER: But of cour- umm that's just a glass of raisins ME: *mouth full of raisins* it's weally dwy