@Try2StopME: Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples.
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@internetluke: Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true
@Carbosly: When I leave a plane, I tighten the belts before I leave so that whoever sits there next will think "wow, whoever sat here was very thin".
@Dank_Pal: Hi everyone, welcome to Motorboat Club. Let's get started on some sailing basics. *Man in back row throws brochure on ground and storms out*
@ewfeez: Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, "you're not my real hen!" and run away