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@thepunningman: [doctors]

"How long have I got?"

"Not long. Two, three months"

[casually places apple on desk]

"Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

[doctors]

“How long have I got?”

“Not long. Two, three months”

[casually places apple on desk]

“Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!”

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