@juliussharpe: Documentaries must provide 90% of the employment for violin players.
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@Amiigat: When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.
@1_swarthy_dude: Boss:"I'll need those projections done Aesop!" Me:"You mean ASAP?" Boss:"No, I mean a parable that uses animals to convey a moral lesson."
@TitansHomer: Wait. Those Nigerian girls are still missing?? What about that really cool hashtag we made? They didn't free them when they saw it??