@Breadery: Dodgeball but with random people that don't know they're playing.
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@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
@kumailn: "You calling them Nazis is what turned them into Nazis." I've been calling my cat a "gorgeous little muffin" for years so now I'm terrified.
@Home_Halfway: [Park] PARENT: They grow up so fast. Which one is yours? ME: *smiling proudly* The cat over there biting that blonde kid