@3sunzzz: Dodgeball in gym class...
because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12.
@junejuly12: My doctor said my cervix is perfect.
I'm still blushing.
@electrolemon: "ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS" I say loudly as I gesture towards my crotch
@paulablu22: Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster.
@EJGomez: judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever
jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam
judas: yo what the f
@Cpin42: He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street.