@3sunzzz: Dodgeball in gym class...
because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12.
@JermHimselfish: If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth.
@RandomlyMJ: Judging from the sounds in my trunk this guy would have had an excellent career as a drummer.
@ElKnuckelhombre: Damn, i got hit with the "we need to talk" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention.
@AsgardianRose: To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road...
Are you okay? How does that even happen?
@downfront: Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, "Oh, hell no."