@3sunzzz: Dodgeball in gym class...
because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12.
@IamEnidColeslaw: welcome to Olive Garden! when you're here, you're family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can't you be more like your sister
@litfirebird: A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm.
So I peed on her
@LetMeStart: Two little monkeys
Jumping on the bed
One fell off and
Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER.
@liv_thatsme: But HOW will u make America great again?
Trump: I'll make it like camp. A camp where u concentrate on how great I am. I'll call it a conce-
@UNTRESOR: Give your Mom what she really wants today. Accept her Facebook friend request.