@3sunzzz: Dodgeball in gym class...
because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12.
@PaperWash: me: [comes running down the stairs with a baseball glove]
robber: why are u wearing a glove
me: I meant to grab my bat lol
@CherBear162: Where's my cell?
That's not my phone.
"Yes it is. I cleaned it!"
My cell's white?
@TheDairylandDon: Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: "Katherine Heigl movies."
@macchiatonumb: Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots
Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look
@DailyAdviser: I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards