@bridger_w: Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter
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@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow
@Marcmywords2: I hate when you go to a surprise party, and all anyone wants to do is talk about your drug problem.
@_UltimateTwit: Like most parents, my wife and I love to proudly watch our beautiful little daughter whilst she sleeps. Freaks her husband out though.
@PastorBate: [Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome "Can you use it in a sentence?" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.