@bridger_w: Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter
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@Donna_McCoy: No honey, there isn't a neighbor working with a nail gun this early. That was just my knees creaking when I got out of bed.
@slimmy_shady: In Korean restaurant w/my son & Korean waitress says to him"Hi, how are you"? "Sorry I don't speak Chinese" Great. I've raised a douche!
@LackOfShame: Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say "I love you," she's talking to our dog.