@PetrickSara: Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out.
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@PetrickSara: I refused to buy my 5yo a tablet, and now she's resorted to hand-drawing angry emojis on pieces of paper to express her frustration.
@samstein: March 23: Trump pretends to drive big-rig. House bill falls apart. July 17: Trump pretends to drive firetruck. Senate bill falls apart.
@pixelatedboat: Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider