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@ieatanddrink: Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?
@GirrlGenius: Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?
@ruinedpicnic: "I want you back in my arms..."
- me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed
@therealeatwood: ME: Leave me alone! You’re not my real dad!
CRAWDAD: [patiently] I am doing my best to raise you on my own. Now eat your plankton.
@Hadzilla: No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though
@PhilLaysheO: My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased.