@ieatanddrink: Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?
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@Boleyngirly: I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
@P_o_n_k: INVESTOR: But how will I know when it's done? INVENTOR OF THE TOASTER: Think of the most startled you've ever been.
@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives.