@tweetingdouche: Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts.
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@pannuscorium: My mom is a ginger and my dad is Mexican. I guess what I'm saying is that I can only be killed by some elaborate, magical ceremony.
@Sleinso: Wife: I told you not to go near that raccoon. Me: *bleeding excessively* Tim and I just signed a blood pact of friendship.