@tweetingdouche: Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts.
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@Flattliner: I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.
@bonehugsnirony: The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever.
@TheTweetOfGod: The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools.