@grammar_c**t: Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist.
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@T_Bonezzz_: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier.
@notfaizzy: There's been lots of "OH MY GOD!" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying.