@PinkCamoTO: Does anyone need a pen? I just went through a few drawers and it turns out we have ALL of them.
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@AdamSerwer: In Trump's America, undocumented workers get rounded up. Employers who hire undocumented workers get cabinet nominations.
@tacos_y_cerveza: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the $20
@Lisa_Laughs_: He shouldn't have died so young, but he also shouldn't have cut the grass at 7:30 am on a Sunday. (I'm writing my neighbors obituary)
@MrAdamBez: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.