@PinkCamoTO: Does anyone need a pen? I just went through a few drawers and it turns out we have ALL of them.
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@WheelTod: [I open my lunchbox to find pair of wife's underwear] But that means... [Cut to my wife opening her lunchbox to find a pair of my underwear]
@BindzBrain: The last 3 minutes of any podcast could all be confessions to murder and we'd never know
@Thedudish: As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her "Need a bigger size?" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk.