@bridger_w: Does anyone want a free microwave? Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave
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@theoduscrane: I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, "I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."
@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
@RobSprance: If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken.