@BoogTweets: Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?
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@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too
@reallyshitpost: DOCTOR: I have bad news MAN WHO WOKE UP FROM 5 YR COMA: I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati zoo
@KyleMcDowell86: *police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*