@BoogTweets: Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?
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@ChaseMit: I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are.
@FrogAvalanche: *live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes.
@girl_a_whirl: You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you. Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me.