@BoogTweets: Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?
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@rzarosco: Ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says yes then start shooting at her feet. Congratulations you are now Yosemite Sam
@LoneWolfStories: That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk.
@qwertying: Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?