@mishakey: DOES HOLY WATER WORK ON OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN
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@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You…spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh…make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm…eat marbles
@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
@ladybroseph: Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about.