@LeviathanPride: Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?
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@ibid78: If you whisper, "we're being watched," you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days.
@TheDairylandDon: I swallow at least one note per meal that says "we're all really proud of you," in case the person who does my autopsy is having a bad day.
@moose_chocolate: Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?