@LeviathanPride: Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?
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@Quartzjixler: I think the inventor of the internet likely didn't intend for it to be used to post videos of simians reacting to humans doing magic tricks.
@SadieSkyNinja: My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts.
@Home_Halfway: Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage