@LeviathanPride: Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?
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@BoscoPorter: Cashier: "Would you like to donate to charity today or are you a giant piece of shit?"
@benicus_rex: The barber asked me "do u have any kids" & I said "I do not, no" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said "I do not know"
@UrbanDouchebag: Wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard, "Actually sir, we have you on camera."