@RealSugarFree: Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up.
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@WildeThingy: I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made
@Donnie_Fairburn: If nothing else, the iOS7 update has proved it's usefulness by automatically adding the little accent mark to the word jalapeño for me.
@TheNardvark: I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as "all of it."
@DurtMcHurtt: [laying on the hood of a car, gazing at the stars] I bet zebras make piano sounds when you pet them.