@RealSugarFree: Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up.
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@ClichedOut: With everyone here having multiple personalities, you'd think we'd collectively get more done.
@AndyAsAdjective: Judging by this sunburn, I'd say the sunscreen I lathered on earlier was SPF goddamn liar.
@longwall26: Idea: Always carry around a chicken, so if you're murdered your chalk outline won't just be the same old boring shit.