@trevso_electric: Does the S in iPhone 5S stand for "superficial"? "Shallow"? "Slave"? Or "soon to be obsolete"?
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@TheJamieLee: Never understand when someone says, "cats are snobby." Like dogs are constantly inviting you & the kids over for burgers & a swim?
@AlanFelyk: Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service.
@heatherlou_: I was looking at my phone and tripped over the dog and we're both laying in the floor looking at my phone.