@trevso_electric: Does the S in iPhone 5S stand for "superficial"? "Shallow"? "Slave"? Or "soon to be obsolete"?
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@AbbyHasIssues: Me: I'll start laundry at 6:00. Also me: Well, it's 6:02, so it's too late to start laundry now.