@CulturedRuffian: Does this extra layer of cream cheese icing make my bundt look big?
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@JohnHilsen: Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?
@LeonEarlgrey: Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name.
@WilliamAder: Read the tweet above this one and then the tweet below it. People paid FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER SHARE FOR THIS.
@djdarrellripley: I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life... Unless, of course, I want to buy something.