@NervousJr: Does "who cares" count as advice?
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@VeryLonelyLuke: Being a Jedi isn't all bad. I've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades.
@Rollinintheseat: I use a wheelchair. Whenever I'm at a job interview and they ask me what my greatest weakness is, I always want to say, "Stairs".
@MelKassel: The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like "What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me"?