@NervousJr: Does "who cares" count as advice?
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@QwertyJones3: Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. "Wait! What if I have to poop?" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
@jwoodham: Dating is a win-win. If things go well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters.
@sara_ashlynn: When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch.