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@JasonLastname: Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights!
"Your what?"
You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights.

Doesn’t count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights!
“Your what?”
You know, my… [mumbles] banana rights.

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