@junejuly12: Doesn’t eat all day cause jeans shopping later.
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@JasonLight73: When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper "It's ok I see them too"
@LackOfShame: Server: Would you like another glass of wine? Me: I'm sorry, I don't have time Server: For the wine? Me: No, for silly questions
@copymama: Driving tests should have a portion where a kid in the backseat just pummels you with rapid-fire questions while you try to merge.