@murrman5: *doesn't turn down whale sounds relaxation cd while being pulled over*
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@JermHimselfish: I leave notes around the house to remind me of things I need to do, like "Pick up milk" or "Pay gas bill" or "Stop wasting your life away"
@thetobbie: One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming...
@prufrockluvsong: Things Stephen King books taught me to be afraid of: -dogs -cars -storm drains -hotels -the street -writers -little girls -the prom