@murrman5: *doesn't turn down whale sounds relaxation cd while being pulled over*
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@Overdue_Bills: Sorry Windows. The only thing a "strong" password will do is lock me out of my own computer when drunk. 1234 it is.
@Donna_McCoy: No thanks Black Friday crowds. I do all my Christmas shopping online in a blind panic, as God intended.
@envydatropic: I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves
@ValeeGrrl: If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine.