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@matt___nelson: DOG 911: what's your emergency?

DOG: *whispering* they put me in a stroller

DOG 911: *covers phone* WE'VE GOT A CODE SLIGHTLY DARKER GREY

DOG 911: what’s your emergency?

DOG: *whispering* they put me in a stroller

DOG 911: *covers phone* WE’VE GOT A CODE SLIGHTLY DARKER GREY

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