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@brennadine: [Dog asleep on rug] I once killed a bear with my own two paws
[Legs move wildly]
THAT'S IT I'M WAKING HIM
"No Henry. Let sleeping dogs lie."

[Dog asleep on rug] I once killed a bear with my own two paws
[Legs move wildly]
THAT’S IT I’M WAKING HIM
“No Henry. Let sleeping dogs lie.”

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