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@WritePlay: *dog barks at absolutely everything, every time*

Me: SHUT UP

*dog barks at burglar, one time*

Me: It's like he just knew there was danger

*dog barks at absolutely everything, every time*

Me: SHUT UP

*dog barks at burglar, one time*

Me: It’s like he just knew there was danger

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