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@notalogin: Dog: I'm a man's best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me.
Pussycat: Yeah, you're not gonna win this one.

Dog: I’m a man’s best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me.
Pussycat: Yeah, you’re not gonna win this one.

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