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@KeetPotato: [dog paws your leg when you stop stroking his head]
1st time: "aww cuuuute"
2nd time: "ha okay"
3rd time: "i am trapped in a nightmare"

[dog paws your leg when you stop stroking his head]
1st time: “aww cuuuute”
2nd time: “ha okay”
3rd time: “i am trapped in a nightmare”

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