@TheAlexNevil: *Dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to "stay"
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@GrantTanaka: sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic
@Home_Halfway: People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical
@SteveSuckington: They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half.
@michaeldyllan: Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.