@AndyAsAdjective: Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks.
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@Smug_Lemur: Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
@Sanbel11: Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to
@brunopieroni: Not to jinx this, but last time there was a highly anticipated London wedding on TV, the groom said Rachel's name instead.