@fro_vo: Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework
Dog Student: (still chewing) almost
@flashember: Think you know guilt?
*takes long drag on cigarette*
I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa.
I hear Simba's screams every night.
@NurseMurderer: taking cats to the vet is hard because you can't lie and be like, "we are going to the park!" since they don't want to go there either.
@itchyturtle: I said "You're not the boss of me" to my boss and it came true.
@Kyle_Raney: Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP
@AlisWay: ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?