@fro_vo: Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework
Dog Student: (still chewing) almost
@Social_Mime: Every day I'm hoping is the day we find out why Beth from FB had enough but didn't want to talk about it.
@Marlebean: Chaperoned my son's field trip to the farm today. Didn't lose any children! But this fluffy kid has been clucking the whole bus ride home...
@BastardProphet: "This isn't my first rodeo." He said, confidently. "Now help me get on this pointy cow."
@david8hughes: Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father
Darth Vader: yeah. Why?
Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all
@Mardigroan: This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion.