@LostInMyWorld97: Dog tried taking me for a run. I wasn't having it. I made her drag me the whole time.
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@martinMmorrow: Am *I* rich? Ha. Well let's just say I told my Uber driver she could order something from Taco Bell too if she wanted.
@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...
@themiltron: god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan