@LostInMyWorld97: Dog tried taking me for a run. I wasn't having it. I made her drag me the whole time.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@trojansauce: [fleeing the bank we just robbed] accomplice: play it cool this time, okay? me: GOD I HATE CRIME YOU GUYS police officer: alright he's clear
@ZombieProblms: Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a "tragedy." But when a zombie get hit, it's a "good kill." Hypocrites.
@girl_a_whirl: Mr & Mrs Smith is my favorite movie about how trying to kill your spouse & demolishing your house can bring the magic back to your marriage