@DoogieHorner: Dogs are "practice babies" and cats are "practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."
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@HeyZeus666: Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother.
@notacroc: DOCTOR: what were you thinking? He had a sword. ME: *bleeding everywhere, clutching my favorite pen* that's not how it's supposed to work
@SuperApple8: All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.