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@HomeProbably: Dogs can't talk and everyone loves them.
This is not a coincidence.
@sozjalltheway: Just spent a nice relaxing hour on facebook, writing "you Two look fantastic!!" on all weekend selfies with three girls or more in it.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?
@TravLeBlanc: When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses.
@DaddyJew: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA THINK YOUR FRIEND IS REALLY CUTE
@fro_vo: Me: I don’t know what to do on my date
Friend: show her some local culture
Me: *holds out hands* look at this yogurt