@HomeProbably: Dogs look like they’ve received some really sad news when they watch you eat.
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@GrillinChillin9: Never apologize in your voicemail for not answering the phone. You're not sorry. Own that shit. "Hey, I don't like you. Leave a message."
@KalvinMacleod: ME: scalpel NURSE: scalpel M: sclissors N: scissors M: neeble N: are u sure u should operate on ur own brain M: *nods head diagonally* toast
@TheDizzyBeauty: Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?