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@fizzlestothetop: Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!!
Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch.

Dogs: OMG YOU’RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!!
Cats: greetings human.  as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty…fill it..I’ll be on the couch.

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