@SwartyComedy: They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years.

@just1fool: Never pay attention to how often you're blinking. Sorry.

@gtfml: When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

@carlyken: Jesus take the wheel. No that's a book. A penny. A rock. DAMMIT JESUS DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS I RECOMMENDED

@MartaEffing: Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down.