@ohthatbadger: Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants.
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@david8hughes: [taking baby's shoes off & examining the soles] "Oh look, completely clean. It's almost as if you were carried everywhere."
@animaldrumss: [ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image
@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.