@bobvulfov: DONALD TRUMP (45 minutes into watching wall-e): this film is not what i hoped it would be
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@SatansTongue: *at church* "Does anyone have anything else for the offering basket?" Ｉ ＯＦＦＥＲ ＭＹ ＦＩＲＳＴ ＢＯＲＮ ＣＨＩＬＤ "Jim no"
@Jake_Vig: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Just think, there are people out there who don't get to read my tweets.