@themorris23: Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.
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@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.
@NikiWithIssues: He's taking you for granted? Act differently. Do something spontaneous. Spice things up. Sleep with his friend.
@Sophie2078: If anything bites you, chain yourself in the basement for the next full moon. Just to be sure. *things I learned from horrors
@CamusOverEasy: If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you’re a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results.