@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.
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@Reverend_Scott: Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair. Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*
@mymumps: [covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: "That's just not what I meant when I said "come prepared"..."
@LostFelicia: If your kids are big enough to get on a ride without help, I will fight them for the last carousel horse.