@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.
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@shutupmikeginn: air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming.
@AmishPornStar1: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... Because, apparently, it's illegal to wear someone else's.
@msdanifernandez: I can't. I'm busy tonight. I have to do laundry and block everyone who takes their engagement photos in a barn.
@BuckyIsotope: TEENS IN THE 70S: let’s protest war TEENS IN THE 80S: let’s protest capitalism TEENS IN THE 90S: let’s rage against the machine TEENS TODAY: let’s eat laundry detergent