@JoParkerBear: Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president.
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@TySmithdrums: Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working
@ninetek: If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German
@samalmightysam: I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station.
@zoeklar: my friend told me on first dates i should just "be myself" and "be confident" and i was like "ok but which one?"