@missmayn: Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.
@fro_vo: [job interview] interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: that's a trick question there is no c in any of those words
@stephenjmolloy: Chameleon wife: "Does my bum look big in this dress?" Chameleon husband: "What dress? Where are you?"
@MsCassieDaniels: My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.