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@SteveSuckington: *donates body to science*
Science: "I have a boyfriend"
@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
@beccafacexo: If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety.
@Hadzilla: FUN PRANK: tweet "going hang gliding!!!!" then don't tweet again for 12 years
@brandonIee: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you
@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.