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@david8hughes: [donating blood]
"You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?"
"No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."

[donating blood]
“You’re looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?”
“No thanks, I’ve just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns.”

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