@Contwixt: Don't act like you've never used a pair of binoculars to try to peer through another pair of binoculars.
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@wolfpupy: if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance
@lawblob: pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them
@Playing_Dad: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work
@dshack8: Cliff diving? No thanks. I get all of my near death thrills by rolling my eyes when my wife asks me to move my feet while she vacuums.