@RichardDawkins: Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue.
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@WheelTod: Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?
@Book_Krazy: I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist.