@goldengateblond: Don't ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like "always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SCbchbum: "I'll have a caramel macchiato, hold the espresso & milk." "Miss, that's just a cup of caramel sauce." "You heard me."
@envydatropic: When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?" it's a rhetorical question I know this now
@Dawn_M_: If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway.