@WilliamAder: Don't ask me if I have a safety pin if you're going to look at me all weird when I pull one out of my pocket and hand it to you.
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@Bratch_Patch: "Friends are a dime a dozen." *pulls out a sack full of dimes* "Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."
@hippieswordfish: ME: *opens planner and puts on reading glasses* no im sorry looks like i can't make it FRIEND: you're holding a VCR warranty brochure
@CarrieMayhem: People who say "you can run but you can't hide" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run.
@nealbrennan: Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.